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Postby Mark » Wed Dec 09, 2020 4:22 am

Time for some seasonal, and perhaps topical jokes.

Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers have had to elf isolate.
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes

Postby Morris » Wed Dec 09, 2020 8:47 am

:laughing-rolling: definitely a cracker - or a dad joke... :lol:
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes

Postby royjess » Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:29 am

Here is the full list of the Covid 2020 Christmas jokes published yesterday

1. What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song? Driving Home for Christmas.
2. Did you hear that production was down at Santa’s workshop? Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate!
3. Why didn’t Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem? All Virgin flights were cancelled.
4. Why are Santa’s reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve? They have herd immunity.
5. Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown? Because the “Arrrr!” rate had risen.
6. Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto? Because eventually, it’s behind you.
7. Why couldn’t Mary and Joseph join their work conference call? Because there was no Zoom at the inn.
8. Why can’t Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute? He doesn’t know how many tiers it should have.
9. What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner? They put on a super spread.
10. Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time? Home Alone.
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Re: Christmas cracker jokes

Postby Morris » Wed Dec 09, 2020 11:17 am

:laughing-rolling: m :laughing-rolling: :laughing-rolling:
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